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Cyberspace, the Wired Frontier, these are the adventures of Lurker. My continuing mission: to seek out strange ideas, new Websites and find answers to mans most difficult questions, like:

Who am I?


Where am I?


Why?


and

Does the light in the Fridge go out when you close the door?





Lurker's Log: Chocolate Flavour
Star Date: Best before end 1999


Who am I?

I am Lurker, a geek who has been to Hell (one typo away from damnation as Dragon puts it) liked the decor and decided to stay.



What do I look like?

Click here for a picture


Well not trying to sound to vain, I am about 3 foot tall, Grey with a large head and big black eyes. Oh no sorry that's a Grey. (an alien, for the ignorant) Well that will teach you for asking



Interests

Physics (of course) and all things related, (including Astronomy, Cosmology and the origins of the Universe)
I have an interest in History, like castles and Churches.
Although I am not religious, I do have an interest in religion.

Computers: Linux not Microsoft. Open source code: YES!! (check out the Microshaft page)
Sci-Fi and Fantasy stuff, and yes I read Pratchett amongst others (like Andrew Harman, very good alternative to Pratchett, check him out HERE
The Paranormal and UFO's, and yes what ever your opinions I like the X-files.
Music: From Classical to Rock, to Modern stuff, except Opera and Country, Lots of Weird Al,
I also play Guitar, Classical of course
FlamesPyrotechnicsMore
Flames

I have just been introduced to Roleplaying, which is quite fun, (Check out the Quote of the WeeK on our Roleplay group's Homepage)
and various other stuff.
Check out my links that will give you an idea.


I have come across a piece of writing that sums up some of my life, I will share it with you, The Conscience of a Hacker



Where am I?

Currently I am in my head, in one of the University's Halls of residence (Clem) in Hell, sorry Hull, (damn typo again) England. On the third rock orbiting Sol, in the Galaxy known as the Milky Way (Mmm Chocolate) in an outer spiral arm of (what Scientists believe to be) an ever expanding Universe. (or is it?)


Well you asked!



Why?

Why not?


Why write this site?


Well the opportunity was there, (cheers Andy) and so I thought what the heck sounds like fun. So I put up a few bits I liked, a few bits about me (trying not to be vain, I think I succeded) and a huge page for me and a few friends to dump most of our vast collecion of links onto. Hope you enjoy! (feedback would be good, but not just I like/dislike your site, be more inventive)




Does the light in the Fridge go out when you close the door?

After hours of extensive testing and experimentation, and straining my back by getting in and out of the Fridge.
I can safely say that, no the light in the Fridge does not go out when you close the door.


Another one of man's great mysteries solved by Lurker.



Tune in next week for the mystery of where missing socks end up.




Credits:
Hello To Pollyest, Di, Bloke, Nat, Steph, Emma, Dragon, Merlin, Daveg, Back Alley, Tbird, Corin, Predator, Panther, Shadow, Flossie, Woon, (cheers for all the pictures) Jon, Ed and all my friends. (sorry if I left anyone out, hey mail me)



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